just setting up my twttr— jack πππ (@jack) March 21, 2006
So, come up to the lab,— Frank Furter (@DrFNFurter) May 8, 2009
and see what's on the slab!— Frank Furter (@DrFNFurter) May 8, 2009
I see you shiver with antici ...— Frank Furter (@DrFNFurter) May 8, 2009
Finding myself happily enscnoced with members of Macfly.— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) December 31, 2009
2010
We all shall die....— Chris Jericho (@IAmJericho) January 1, 2010
Hmmmmm...I wonder if ill score tonight— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) January 3, 2010
Say goodbye to broken promises, the @LibDems Party Election Broadcast: http://j.mp/LibDemHope #voteLibDem— Liberal Democrats (@LibDems) April 14, 2010
All non-emergency flights in and out of UK airspace suspended from 1200 BST because of volcanic ash cloud - Air .. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) April 15, 2010
YouGov poll tonight shows the Lib Dems in the lead 33% LD, 32% Con, 26% Lab #cleggmania http://is.gd/byETL #fb— Patrick Ruffini (@PatrickRuffini) April 19, 2010
Gordon Brown has turned up at Gillian Duffy's house #bigotgate. Apology about to take place #ge2010— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) April 28, 2010
Well done everyone! The right man is in No. 10. Now we can relax and enjoy ourselves!— Pete (@petemontague) May 12, 2010
Gazza arrives to save Raoul Moat."He killed someone and shot two but he's a good lad. I've got chicken & a fishing rod" http://bit.ly/aZuAGb— Des Kelly (@DesKellyBTS) July 10, 2010
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit— 50cent (@50cent) August 26, 2010
I also love my new lamp— caroline flack (@carolineflack1) October 20, 2010
@andysennett Man oh man did Wagner bang dem bongos of his. BANGED THEM GOOD.— The X Factor (@TheXFactor) December 10, 2010
2011
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 10, 2011
Just in case you haven't seen Ian Gray hiding in the toilet of Subway on Union Street... http://t.co/tofd3dj— Robert Dougan (@RobertDougan) April 7, 2011
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) April 23, 2011
Ed Balls— Ed Balls (@edballs) April 28, 2011
The SNP captures 65 seats and has overall majority in the Scottish Parliament #vote2011 http://bbc.in/meTFxe— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) May 6, 2011
— Bella Caledonia - Scotland's 5th Estate (@bellacaledonia) May 6, 2011
Utd til I die. Everton til I die. Believe. Come together. The beatles. Leg.— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) May 14, 2011
@WayneRooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) May 17, 2011
Love that Kaiser Chiefs were on hand to help out with @Riotcleanup. They could've quite easily sat back and said I told you so.— Pegg News (@simonpegg) August 10, 2011
'fanny chmelar' pronounced fanny smeller.. Everyone on the chase is crying with laughter! pic.twitter.com/jILAlfmV— Lauren Hill (@LaurenHillLH) October 17, 2011
#scotstorm should be renamed "Hurricane Bawbag" .. #HurricaneBawbag is on the way folks be prepared!!— Mel (@Melfyx) December 8, 2011
OMG Trampoline! Storm video becomes internet hit http://t.co/07ghDIFx #Scotstorm— STV News (@STVNews) December 8, 2011
2012
The moment bluenose Jim White had to announce Rangers going into administration on Sky Sports News http://t.co/um0BJYyg— Chris Scullion (@scully1888) February 13, 2012
I had spaghetti and it was very nice i enjoyed it— Victor Wanyama (@VictorWanyama) May 7, 2012
MANCHESTER CITY WIN PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE after scoring twice in injury time! Live text: http://t.co/aLh5tGo3— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) May 13, 2012
Kind of ironic to watch Rangers destroyed by Green and Whyte— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) June 14, 2012
I like that in a show in which the Queen parachuted out of a helicopter, someone found a mixed-race couple the 'unrealistic' bit.— RopesToInfinity (@RopesToInfinity) July 28, 2012
An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 6, 2012
life at this age is rubbish with no money #needajob— Andrew Robertson (@andrewrobertso5) August 18, 2012
Who wouldn't take Kate's picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 17, 2012
Ever wondered what Craig Brown admiring Billy Dodds penis looks like? pic.twitter.com/vpFbqBQY— DanielWaterson_ (@DanielWaterson_) October 7, 2012
Four more years. pic.twitter.com/bAJE6Vom— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 7, 2012
The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
Well...this is awkward.— The Mayans (@MayansOfficial) December 21, 2012
2013
@BBCBreaking Oh good.— Richard Bourne (@richard_bourne) January 2, 2013
Baroness Thatcher has died this morning follow a stroke, her spokesman Lord Bell says— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) April 8, 2013
I'm listening to Bad Romance.— Peter Robinson (@Popjustice) April 8, 2013
Finally, I get to wear my black suit and tap shoes together#Thatcher— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) April 8, 2013
Daft Punk - Get Lucky (Feat. Pharrell & Nile Rodgers) FULL SONG VERSION http://t.co/xBCa5o7DSS #AWESOME #SOUNDOFTHESUMMER— Chew | Chew ™️ (@Chewcipher) April 18, 2013
I have this overwhelming feeling to volley someone straight in the teeth!— Rebekah Vardy (@RebekahVardy) April 29, 2013
Is it any good? "@DaftLimmy Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer."— ΞλΡξ ΞΞ±ΟΟΞ¬Ξ½ΞΏΟ (@alkapranos) August 9, 2013
“@realDonaldTrump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2013
Got this through the door today, my heart is saying "fuck that" and my head is saying "Aye, fuck that" pic.twitter.com/HEgVadeVQr— Kevin Bridges (@kevinbridges86) October 3, 2013
Pro-cone campaigners at the Duke of Wellington statue celebrate end of #conegate. pic.twitter.com/IWiSplRWlZ— Radio Clyde News (@RadioClydeNews) November 12, 2013
@pickwick You gave me a fright there. Never had an actual fright on Twitter before.— Grant McManus (@Gr3ant) November 22, 2013
Marvel at Iain Gray's very important question: pic.twitter.com/3Ag090jyJd— Megsmaw (@megsmaw06) November 26, 2013
Politics, either side of the Atlantic pic.twitter.com/knRSo12I3I— Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) November 27, 2013
Helicopter crashes into pub on banks of River Clyde in Glasgow, MP Jim Murphy tells BBC News http://t.co/laQRtqFLNi— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) November 29, 2013
Glasgow may have it's divisions but as long as we have men and women who run into the fire to save strangers I think we'll be okay.— David Wyllie (@journodave) November 30, 2013
Had the pleasure of meeting Nelson Mandela once at a charity do. He was incredibly down to earth, and actually VERY FUNNY. :)— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) December 5, 2013
Anyone not feeling Christmassy enough needs to get themselves down to the Alton Travelodge #festive pic.twitter.com/Ca7uNl9w0w— Chris Harris (@chrisharris1975) December 8, 2013
@DaftLimmy When's it out?— Ewen MacIntosh (@ewenmacintosh) December 27, 2013
2014
— Dr Zara Gladman (@zanyzaz) March 5, 2014
@craiging_ @picassio1980 a crushing blow to the #yes campaign. #bettertogether pic.twitter.com/GDlBatB6LH— Joshua Leach (@Joshwaleach15) March 25, 2014
The old guy is thinking 'just act cool' Elderly couple refuse to pay bill in TV porn row http://t.co/33vH4va55S via @MetroUK— Max (@Max_i_mm) April 13, 2014
I see you shiver with antici ...— Frank Furter (@DrFNFurter) May 8, 2009
... pation.— Frank Furter (@DrFNFurter) May 8, 2014
The owner of Newly-promoted Leicester City says the club will be in the top 5 of the Premier League within 3 years. pic.twitter.com/QVqMI2muq5— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 13, 2014
Come on guys, UKIP will be great, they'll really stand up for Scotland and oh wait I'm talking shit. pic.twitter.com/toBASI46pV— Craig #Ecosia (@craiging619) May 25, 2014
Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 4, 2014
I— Tim Howard (@TimHowardGK) June 22, 2014
I believe
I believe that
I believe that we will win
I believe that we will win
I believe that we will win#OneNationOneTeam
@Number10gov Please could this map be corrected ... the Isle of Man is not part of the United Kingdom— Isle of Man Government (@IOMGovernment) June 24, 2014
I guess any part of the body is up for eating.— Evander Holyfield (@holyfield) June 24, 2014
How often should I delete my internet search history? You strike me as a good person to ask. #AskThicke— Toby Whithouse (@TobyWhithouse) July 1, 2014
Who are your top 3 favourite Swiss chiropractors? #AskThicke— cluedont (@cluedont) July 1, 2014
WATCH: #highlander - There can be only one... on #bbcqt - http://t.co/vYUAvsukDE pic.twitter.com/itf0V7k4k6— HuffPost UK Politics (@HuffPostUKPol) July 11, 2014
JOHN. BARROWMAN. pic.twitter.com/nNwAPMDTbP— Dr Zara Gladman (@zanyzaz) July 23, 2014
Gordon Matheson speaking like my mum trying to SPEAK INTO A MOBILE PHONE... #CommonwealthGames— Doug Daniel (@DouglasDaniel) July 23, 2014
The big question of the commonwealth games pic.twitter.com/uLbWzZRxAd— Ben (@bagyben) July 26, 2014
Usain Bolt: the lightning bolt— stephen (@stevoglasgow) July 27, 2014
Mo Farah: the mo-bot
Scot beats England at bowls: the get it right up ye pic.twitter.com/4TetmynV5P
Where will money come from if Scotland becomes independent? How will we jobs? How can work? Why will the money where?— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) July 29, 2014
It's not often that a 46-year old woman in a bustier singing in public in Glasgow is a welcome sight.— John Lister (@johnlister) August 3, 2014
The challenge to Glaswegians now is to not slip into that default "oh we're so shite at stuff" crap. We aren't, and never were.— PROFESSOR ZEITGEIST (@robertflorence) August 3, 2014
Plenty will disagree with me, but Virgil van Dijk is vastly over-rated. A nice footballer, but too often gets found out by decent strikers— Tom English (@TEnglishSport) August 7, 2014
So Sad 2 hear of Robin Williams death— Chesney Hawkes (@ChesneyHawkes) August 12, 2014
Total genius, 1 of my heroes 4 as long as I can remember.
Genie, you are free pic.twitter.com/W0Pw6uiD6J
This is me telling Alistair Darling my Plan B is to batter him. #VoteYes #SexySocialism pic.twitter.com/n3CTsPCPwD— Angry Scotland Podcastπ (@AngryScotland) August 20, 2014
This is me laughing at Andrew Marr because he's fucking wrong. #VoteYes #SexySocialism pic.twitter.com/qkgKOhoukL— Angry Scotland Podcastπ (@AngryScotland) August 20, 2014
This is me doing the moonwalk behind Alistair Darling because he's boring everyone with his shite answer. #VoteYes pic.twitter.com/ElkrYFjbax— Angry Scotland Podcastπ (@AngryScotland) August 29, 2014
Urgent: to the leaders of No Campaign: better put me, Gordon Brown Jim Murphy Helen Liddle and John Reid at the head of this campaign. Quick— George Galloway (@georgegalloway) August 25, 2014
Beginning to sense a change of mood amongst @UK_Together sources #indyref— Paul Hutcheon (@paulhutcheon) September 1, 2014
What is process for removing our EU citizenship? Voting yes. #scotdecides— Better Together (@UK_Together) September 2, 2014
Highlight of #scotnight, Patrick's face when Ruth Davidson just about declared war on Russia #indyref pic.twitter.com/eE3yiB5FED— Scott Smyth (@ithinkitsnice) September 2, 2014
Since I've no idea what a 'bawbag' or 'bampot' is, there's little point in you YES campaigners deploying these particular epithets at me.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 7, 2014
I am pleased to announce the winner of the 2014 First World Problems Competition. #firstworldproblems pic.twitter.com/c79g8mkYRw— RuairΓ O'Brien ISC (@obrien_ruairi) September 8, 2014
David Cameron and Ed Miliband have agreed to cancel their weekly Question Time clash in the Commons to travel to Scotland tomorrow.— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) September 9, 2014
An almost comical sea of Yes badges on my train.— Stephen Daisley (@JournoStephen) September 10, 2014
Labour MPs striding down Buchanan St, someone starts playing the Imperial March from Star Wars.— Karen Jones (@Karjon) September 11, 2014
I don't just love Glasgow, I adore Glasgow.
— Britain Elects (@britainelects) September 13, 2014
got any polls mate? come on mate, just a wee YouGov, I'd even take a Survation if you've got it, c'mon mate... just to tide me over #indyref— David Wyllie (@journodave) September 14, 2014
I can do anything. This is me being an awesome violinist while Alistair Darling stands there doing nothing. #VoteYes pic.twitter.com/r2h6fPlykp— Angry Scotland Podcastπ (@AngryScotland) September 15, 2014
This is what is happening in Scotland. From being no-hopers, the surge in 'Yes' in recent weeks has been amazing. pic.twitter.com/4w9apTwNjs— Graham Spiers (@GrahamSpiers) September 15, 2014
Glasgow is totally hyped-up, emotional, on edge and a bit nuts. And you're never more than 10 yards from a member of Deacon Blue.— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) September 17, 2014
My view of George Square. #indyref pic.twitter.com/xMEC9y3rUb— Colum (@clummf) September 17, 2014
Don't vote with your heart. Don't vote with your head. Vote with the pencil provided or it will be a spoilt ballot paper, and really messy— Leo MikΕasz (@leomiklasz) September 17, 2014
Huge day for Scotland today! no campaign negativity last few days totally swayed my view on it. excited to see the outcome. lets do this!— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) September 18, 2014
BBC reporter on the ground says there is a 'lot of depravity in Fife' - she means deprivation. OR DOES SHE?— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) September 18, 2014
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 19, 2014
We can still rise now and be an asymmetrically devolved unit of a broadly unitary and centralised state again.— Arse Magic (@MackieJonathan) September 19, 2014
@AngrySalmond #sexysocialdemocracy ... I'll leave that in your capable hands!— Alex Salmond (@AlexSalmond) September 19, 2014
Good ol' British Nationalism. Chants of No Surrender. Take care out there folks. #indyref pic.twitter.com/Bm0WqcbQy0— Cat Boyd (@kittycatboyd) September 19, 2014
George Square scenes clearly blown out of proportion. Here we see one young man waving politely to his friend. pic.twitter.com/cZMF5Ko2vM— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) September 19, 2014
#TDSBreakingNews Scotland rejects independence. They may take our lives, but they'll never take...actually just take whatever.— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 20, 2014
This is my "'mon tae fuck" face that I use when Westminster are being dicks. #SexySocialism pic.twitter.com/L1Qr1EFzyA— Angry Scotland Podcastπ (@AngryScotland) October 14, 2014
@DaftLimmy Heard the acetate of it playing through a studio wall recently. Gonna be a monster hit. Monster. #GetLucky— stitch (@stitzch) November 21, 2014
.@policescotland say "very serious" incident in Glasgow involving crashed bin lorry http://t.co/pyjxw5zxaC pic.twitter.com/mTCHll9b1v— BBC Scotland News (@BBCScotlandNews) December 22, 2014
Boxing Day, Heartbroken Glasgow pic.twitter.com/ntgbLZldyj— Rhona Middler (@RhonaMiddler) December 26, 2014
2015
2015... ITS YERSEL!!— GRADO (@gradowrestling) January 1, 2015
@Tesco am no a grass— Nina Bibs (@ninabibs_gla) March 23, 2015
@richardbranson You own an airline you mad cunt— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) April 1, 2015
This is Sturgeon telling Miliband he'll need to seriously sort his shit out if he wants to be on Team #SexySocialism. pic.twitter.com/Ueyw3uVYoG— Angry Scotland Podcastπ (@AngryScotland) April 3, 2015
"Am I tough enuss-tough enough? Hell yes I'm tough enough" -@Ed_Miliband— Ross (@Rawssy) April 21, 2015
Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: https://t.co/fmhcfTunbm— David Cameron (@David_Cameron) May 4, 2015
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) May 8, 2015
Bless Charles Kennedy, who spoke at anti-war marches, had a drink problem, and won 7 times as many seats as Clegg who did things 'properly'.— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) June 2, 2015
Why do Republicans— Cher (@cher) June 3, 2015
Let Donald Trump
Run for President ⁉️
What are his Credentials ⁉️
He's Loudmouth Asshole,Who's terrified of Windy Days ‼️
Claudio Ranieri? Really?— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 13, 2015
Jeremy Corbyn elected @UKLabour leader http://t.co/JA37JVRsAD #LabourLeadership pic.twitter.com/h7gXev7JA7— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) September 12, 2015
Why is 'Cameron Pig' trending?— Simon Austin (@sport_simon) September 20, 2015
I love how Tories are trying to suggest that poking yer boaby in a pig's mouth is normal behaviour...#piggate pic.twitter.com/sNBPaDQ2yI— Boab Thomas (@MeanwhileScotia) September 20, 2015
Cameron approaches the podium, blinded by the flashing cameras. He takes a deep breath. "I did not have sexual relations with that pig"— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 20, 2015
I have a question from Peppa, who asks, should I be frightened? #piggate pic.twitter.com/o87kA9DSbI— Keith Williams (@ScribblerKeith) September 20, 2015
Figured the only way to make the pig requests stop was to do one. This one was requested by Duncan Jay. pic.twitter.com/trE7KOtfag— Jim'll Paint It (@Jimllpaintit) September 22, 2015
Jim Murphy Halloween Horror Special. https://t.co/oAhCdAHeEl— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) October 29, 2015
Man finds his doppelganger sitting on his seat on flight: https://t.co/vfecPPLP7B pic.twitter.com/4nW5BPxJrH— James Cook (@BBCJamesCook) October 30, 2015
Sometime in the future: President Trump sits in his marble jacuzzi, talking via video link to Prime Minister Boris Johnson in his ball pool— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) November 9, 2015
YES! If Leicester win the @premierleague I'll do the first MOTD of next season in just my undies.— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 14, 2015
The A93 from Braemar to Ballater has been closed… as it no longer exists.#StormFrank pic.twitter.com/JG6zT5Nxxh— Owen Williams π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ (@OwsWills) December 30, 2015
2016
Guy gets hellbanned from Yes due to breaking Stuart Campbell's 1950's Bakelite twitter client. #istandwithtunnokz— naebd (@naebD) January 3, 2016
Campbell is toying with lives from his throne.— naebd (@naebD) January 3, 2016
British actor Alan Rickman has died aged 69, Guardian newspaper reports https://t.co/r5JI8sTvUd— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) January 14, 2016
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) February 3, 2016
— Andy Parmo (@andyparmo) February 3, 2016
— Craig #Ecosia (@craiging619) February 3, 2016
— Beaubodor (@beaubodor) February 3, 2016
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) February 3, 2016
@Pot_Noodle I may have something of interest for you! Could you DM me please?— Rebekah Vardy (@RebekahVardy) February 7, 2016
Hello. I made this 'meme' to explain gravitational waves. pic.twitter.com/liDSwv7NnR— naebd (@naebD) February 11, 2016
America. pic.twitter.com/TeduJkwQF3— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) February 16, 2016
Oh no. Oh please God no. John McTernan has predicted that Donald Trump won't be elected.— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) March 9, 2016
Do you like our blue tick @ShetlandLibrary? We know you already have blue ticks but ours isn't caught off sheep pic.twitter.com/QIt6WWzd0a— Orkney Library (@OrkneyLibrary) April 5, 2016
Looking back over today's Willie Rennie i/v. "We like to send a pictorial message about what we're asking for." pic.twitter.com/oQETx3CBUw— Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim) April 8, 2016
Leicester City win football's Premier League for the first time in their 132 year historyhttps://t.co/Kin1O3TxnX pic.twitter.com/XZvDWVoKqm— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) May 2, 2016
Holy crap! That look on Johann Lamont's face when the BBC reported rumours Labour have lost every seat in Glasgow... pic.twitter.com/0LyYKsJi8v— Boab Thomas (@MeanwhileScotia) May 5, 2016
Shocking scenes as Vishnu takes part in Hibs pitch invasion. pic.twitter.com/8AjV0aHgc4— πGabeπ (@GML1320) May 21, 2016
Looks like Leave have conceded defeat. https://t.co/h7UrqOHWDk— Dr Sammie π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³️π (@curexcomplex) June 23, 2016
Sunderland votes to #Leave - by a significant majority. #EURefhttps://t.co/K6pbNn362q https://t.co/9xV72v1Rtm— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) June 23, 2016
Do you know the moment in The Producers, when they realise that "Springtime for Hitler" is actually a hit? That. pic.twitter.com/VCaG9pNrFj— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) June 24, 2016
They made me put it away pic.twitter.com/W1kRAJCJ7Y— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) June 24, 2016
Wit if Scotland just refuses to leave the eu? Like aw just say naw n tell England "wit ye gonny Dae phone the polis?"— Connor (@ronnoclligam) June 24, 2016
It's wrong that Scotland might be taken out of EU, when it voted to stay. Happy to discuss w. @NicolaSturgeon next time she's in Bxl. #EUref— Guy Verhofstadt (@guyverhofstadt) June 24, 2016
— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) June 24, 2016
‘Okay, what the Jesus f**king balls is going on?’ asks Britain https://t.co/HYS1fs9o1u pic.twitter.com/5RXSzLAFg0— The Daily Mash (@thedailymash) June 27, 2016
@BorisJohnson You spineless c$&t You lead this ludicrous campaign to leave EU. Win, and now fuc& off to let someone else clear up your mess.— Ewan McGregor (@mcgregor_ewan) June 30, 2016
this is a strange era in human history pic.twitter.com/9O0q9dkgAg— 4th-level Wizard (@queerandangry) July 9, 2016
HM the Queen has now (temporarily) assumed absolute control of the United Kingdom.— Britain Elects (@britainelects) July 13, 2016
Glasgow has spoken on Boris Johnson. pic.twitter.com/4zJhQ76jVx— Paul (@HastieP) July 14, 2016
Afghan taxi driver in Frankfurt bursts out laughing when I tell him I'm British. "Your country's pretty f****d up, isn't it?!"— Kate Connolly (@connollyberlin) July 14, 2016
2017
2018
I can't decide if this is Inverness being super friendly by having signs specifically dedicated to giving Little Mix directions, or being horrible by trying to start rumours about them. pic.twitter.com/0U8G3CE2TK— Doug Daniel (@DouglasDaniel) July 28, 2018
I’ll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my wife was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?— Johnny Mercer MP (@JohnnyMercerUK) October 16, 2018
Officers, I swear it wasn't me.— schwim (@DavidSchwimmer) October 24, 2018
As you can see, I was in New York.
To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation.#itwasntme pic.twitter.com/EDFF9dZoYR
2019
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 1, 2019
The fuckwits that like to call you a 'snowflake' are blockading a Gregg's in Manchester for selling vegan sausage rolls. pic.twitter.com/3snFD8wupE— Mike Stuchbery ππ· (@MikeStuchbery_) January 5, 2019
In an emotional press conference, Andy Murray said he will compete in the #AusOpen and hopes to play the final tournament of his career at @Wimbledon. https://t.co/w19HG5buib— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments) January 11, 2019
Oh dear god - time to buy some tins. Horrendous π€¦π»♀️ https://t.co/Q8zm2UrCJf— Kezia Dugdale (@kezdugdale) January 29, 2019
— Moussa DembΓ©lΓ© (@MDembele_10) February 26, 2019
Bloody hell, it's up to over a million already pic.twitter.com/IURzw3smQD— Leo MikΕasz (@leomiklasz) March 21, 2019
Things are improving. pic.twitter.com/n46s8zlPxL— Pie and Bovril π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ (@pieandbov) March 21, 2019
Bittersweet Symphony feat. Neil Warnock pic.twitter.com/eKJxOpAURY— Kristian (@vonstrenginho) May 4, 2019
A tearful Theresa May says serving as prime minister has been "the honour of my life", saying she is proud to have been the second female leader of the UK— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) May 24, 2019
Live updates: https://t.co/uYam3l51Iz pic.twitter.com/5apujgBm4f
This is such a haunting photo. Whatever you think about Theresa May's record as prime minister, it's impossible not to feel sorry for her as a person. pic.twitter.com/IwmDXNOS5X— Eylon Levy (@EylonALevy) May 24, 2019
This is such a haunting photo. Whatever you think about Theresa May's record as prime minister, it's impossible not to feel sorry for her as a person. pic.twitter.com/fkFZEy7aWJ— ππ» Eoin Hauntins π»π (@EoinHiggins_) May 24, 2019
This is such a haunting photo. Whatever you think of Adolf’s record as The Fuhrer, it's impossible not to feel for him as a person. pic.twitter.com/gjWt0A6qv3— πππ³π³π²πΏπ (@gavmacn) May 24, 2019
This is such a haunting photo. Whatever you think about Thanos’ record as overlord of the universe, it's impossible not to feel sorry for him as a person. pic.twitter.com/Ovaew2UKy3— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) May 24, 2019
Can everyone clogging my Twitter feed with bile about Theresa May please go away? I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation on Twitter on Israel and the Palestinians.— Eylon Levy (@EylonALevy) May 24, 2019
Wonder if this will come up over afternoon tea? https://t.co/E3RzelNwSv— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) June 3, 2019
Hi @realDonaldTrump. Just so you know, you’re wildly unpopular here in Britain. SAD! People REALLY don’t like you (though they love @BarackObama). Hope you like seeing your FAILING approval numbers projected onto the Tower of London. #TrumpUKvisit pic.twitter.com/oT332Fd6fE— Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) June 3, 2019
I want my friend out.. I appreciate you trying to help him. But while your at it @realDonaldTrump can you also let those kids out of cages?— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) July 20, 2019
— ICC (@ICC) July 14, 2019
Now official: Boris Johnson is Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.— Britain Elects (@britainelects) July 24, 2019
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT πΆ https://t.co/AJI0fDRovw— Papa Roach (@paparoach) July 29, 2019
— π πππππππππππππ (@wordamentalist) August 11, 2019
Parliament tonight and for the next 5 weeks pic.twitter.com/lWkuhwIHja— Jo Stevens (@JoStevensLabour) September 10, 2019
The world is Greta Thunberg rn. pic.twitter.com/G9A7cNZe0v— Scott Dworkin (@funder) September 23, 2019
This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it...... pic.twitter.com/0YqJAoXuK1— Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) October 9, 2019
The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.— Julian Popov (@julianpopov) October 19, 2019
I wonder how Mr. WE WILL KEEP OUR UNION TOGETHER IN THE NAME OF JESUS is getting on.— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) October 22, 2019
A closer look at those Celtic limbs π π€£ pic.twitter.com/NNqN8GiJ0s— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) October 24, 2019
SNP and Lib Dems unite to force December general election, writes Robert Peston - ITV News https://t.co/XWpaY55InS— Robert Peston (@Peston) October 26, 2019
The laughter as she tries to convince Scotland that Boris cares pic.twitter.com/g38hM8MFMa— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) November 7, 2019
HMRC overstated the tax bill Rangers faced by over £50m. The real bill amounted to less than £2m per year over a 10 year period.— TheCoplandRoad.org (@CoplandRoadOrg) November 13, 2019
You thought Helicopter Sunday was great? Just wait until we’re minutes away from the losing the title this season, when.. what’s that?! It’s Super Ally! And he’s cashing in the 10 points he had deducted in 2012! pic.twitter.com/dWigahXByF— Shutts (@Shuttsapalooza) November 14, 2019
SNP Leader @NicolaSturgeon reacts to @LibDems leader @joswinson losing her East Dunbartonshire seat.https://t.co/AHopnOXY4R pic.twitter.com/zdp7RcgUim— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) December 13, 2019
Already this morning I have killed a fox with a baseball bat. How's your Boxing Day going?— Jo Maugham QC (@JolyonMaugham) December 26, 2019
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) December 27, 2019
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